Funny Girl Said:

1. Anngrace laid her head on my chest to watch TV and exclaimed "I can hear your chest!"

Me: You can hear my heart?

A: Yeah, I can hear it in your boob!

2. She told me she needed the money out of her piggy bank

Me: Why do you need your money?

A: I have to buy some toys.

Me: What toys?

A: At my toy store (she had several toys spread out across the entertainment center)

Me: You have pretend money in your cash register, go get it.

A: Mom, don't you see that sign right there? It says this store does not take fake money. Only real money

3. (This is for you Angela W.)

When I picked up her American Girl Doll, she had barefeet

A: I took her shoes off and put them with mine.

I looked in her shoe holder and sure enough, there they were! I love the fact that she was tidy about removing the shoes. She put them where the shoes are supposed to go!

4. A male dog walked past her

A: Grandmother, there is something hanging out of his hinney!

G: What?

A: It looks like a bag or something!

5. When I get older I'll like to eat things like meatballs, vegetables, pasta, and stuff. But, right now, I'm too little and I don't like them.

6. Wow Mom, look how pretty you look!